{"id":199,"date":"2007-01-23T02:37:11","date_gmt":"2007-01-23T00:37:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lo0ol.com\/blog\/?p=199"},"modified":"2024-05-29T23:36:57","modified_gmt":"2024-05-29T21:36:57","slug":"ernestor-senora","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lo0ol.com\/blog\/?p=199","title":{"rendered":"Ernestor Se\u00f1ora"},"content":{"rendered":"<table>\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td>Una buena dosis de sipaina en la oreja, siiiiiiiiiiiii. \u00a1Qu\u00e9 buen rayo! siiiiiiiiiiiiiii, iiiiiiiiii, \u00f1ap, \u00f1ap, \u00f1ap, siiiiiiiiiiiiiii, esta vez s\u00ed que dominar\u00e9 el mundo, siiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, os vais a enterar de qui\u00e9n es Ernestor Se\u00f1ora, siiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, siiiiiiiiiiiii, \u00f1ap, \u00f1ap, \u00f1ap&#8230;<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><img id=\"image198\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lo0ol.com\/blog\/fotos\/ernestor.jpg\" alt=\"ernesto\" \/><\/p>\n<table>\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td>Ernestor Se\u00f1ora, eminente don nadie adicto a la sipa\u00edna, intent\u00f3 repetidas veces dominar el mundo torpemente, hasta que en abril de 2007 lo consigue, sorprendiendo la escena politicoecon\u00f3mica mundial.<br \/>Los gobiernos no saben muy bien c\u00f3mo reaccionar y se disuelven a la deriva en una crisis irrecuperable.<br \/>Ernestor, satisfecho, pone a toda la poblaci\u00f3n mundial en fila detr\u00e1s suyo e impone la \u00danica Ley de Ernestor que dice que todo aquel que se halle en la cola tiene el deber de seguir a Ernestor ordenadamente.<br \/>La humanidad entera pereci\u00f3 a los pocos meses de iniciar su mandato Ernestor Se\u00f1ora \u00danico.<br \/>Rechaz\u00f3 el mesianismo y los musicales americanos, pero los toler\u00f3 abierta y ordenadamente en su cola.<br \/>Su color favorito: el pastel<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Una buena dosis de sipaina en la oreja, siiiiiiiiiiiii. \u00a1Qu\u00e9 buen rayo! siiiiiiiiiiiiiii, iiiiiiiiii, \u00f1ap, \u00f1ap, \u00f1ap, siiiiiiiiiiiiiii, esta vez s\u00ed que dominar\u00e9 el mundo, siiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, os vais a enterar de qui\u00e9n es Ernestor Se\u00f1ora, siiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, siiiiiiiiiiiii, \u00f1ap, \u00f1ap, \u00f1ap&#8230; Ernestor Se\u00f1ora, eminente don nadie adicto a la sipa\u00edna, intent\u00f3 repetidas veces dominar el mundo &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.lo0ol.com\/blog\/?p=199\" class=\"more-link\">Continuar leyendo<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> \u00abErnestor Se\u00f1ora\u00bb<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[105,1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lo0ol.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lo0ol.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lo0ol.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lo0ol.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lo0ol.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=199"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.lo0ol.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1301,"href":"https:\/\/www.lo0ol.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199\/revisions\/1301"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lo0ol.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=199"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lo0ol.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=199"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lo0ol.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=199"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}